Scene: early morning. kitchen.
Harried MOM attempts to cut bagel while hysterically screaming young children fight over a yellow balloon.
(shrieking) He wants my balloon!!!
(tersely) You have two balloons. Stop screaming. Share.
(frustratedly hacking at bagel with knife) Stop screaming right now or the balloons go away.
SON & DAGHTER
(ear-piercing shrieking continues)
(turns quickly with knife in hand, stabs both balloons)
Pan to shocked DAD. Pan back to smiling MOM.