- plan for 11 weeks to get the kids out of the house all morning (this has not happened since Graham was born)
- decide to finish a home improvement project (the kitchen has needed painting since the flood of ’05)
- come down with the stomach flu
- spend 10 minutes painting — 10 minutes in the bathroom — 10 minutes laying down — 10 minutes painting, etc. etc.
- have kids come home to a house with sharp/poisonous kitchen detritus spilling into all the rooms
- send Violet and Rob to a birthday party
- lay on the couch all afternoon while Graham walks around screaming (it’s his new thing)
- realize the paint looks like an ’80’s brothel
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shopping for us? you’re so thoughtful
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I’m still not convinced it’s THAT bad, but maybe I just didn’t spend enough time in brothels in the 80s.
Wait… did you? WTF, woman?!?
Too funny, Rob!!!
That totally happened in our bathroom (the 80s brothel color). I don’t care how many tiles you look at or swatches you paint you put up!