Our ThenVioletSaid Twitter account has slowed down considerably. That is not to say she talks less. Oh no. In fact, she talks so much more, I can’t usually fit the conversation into a tweet.
In any case, here is a sampling of Violet-isms from the past few months. Back by popular demand:
- I bet my talking butt knows Spanish!
- [playing with 3 spoons] The little one is for badness and the big one is for goodness. And the medium-sized one is for medium-size-ness
- A Caramel is a kind of bird that shoots water out of its beak and roars. It’s kind of like a dinosaur. And it claps its hands. It has hands!
- Pearl (our cat) will poke out the dogs’ eyes, pull off their legs and throw them in the garbage can and squish them with the lid.
- I’ll try to grow up, but it’s never necessary.
- Mommy, how does a baby get out of your tummy? Does your tummy crack?
- Do teeth get sunburned?
- Mom, even when I’m mad at you, I still love you.
- HOLY CALF!!!
- I asked V who calls her “honey”. She said, “The bees.”
- I just want what I want.
- I’ve got my shovel. So now I can shove.
- I want some blueberry strawberry chocolate kid cake. Just for kids. AND some coffee.
- Mom, it’s okay. You can do it.
- I’m ecstatic.
- If I broke our kitty’s leg, we will all be sad. But if she grows another one, we’ll be happy again!
- I was putting this necklace in my mouth, but then I remembered I’m not supposed to do that. Right?
- My doggy’s name is Sits.
- Sometimes Popsicles pop.
- Whales poop ice cubes.
- Dad can do kung-fu someday, just like you did when you were a little, little baby.
- My love is spiky.
- after realizing her arm was sticky, “Does that mean I’m a magnet now?”
- I have some money for Daddy because he needs to make money at work.
- I had a hard day at work.
- This is a very important breakfast for me.
- You asked very nice. I’m proud of you.
- When I grow up I want to be a mommy, just like you.
- Running makes me fart.
- God has lollipops for me at church.
- (talking to Mr. Bun) “Just take a deep breath and walk away.”
- Teeth teeth teeth. You’ve got to have teeth or you’ll freak out.
- Taxis are cars that have some tacks in them!
- I’m stirring this big pot. If it stinks, we can send out for pizza.
- Mom, did you know that sour cream is made of sour?
- “Am I always going to be Violet? I want to be a turtle.”
- Dr. Seuss and Dr. Pepper are the same thing.
- When I’m grown up I’m going to drink wine and it’s going to taste good, right?
- 2nd poem: “Pumpkin, pumkpin, pumpkin fairy. Had a wife and she was hairy.”
- “Z” is for Zoe and for sleep.
- after hearing that Mommy & Daddy are going on a date, “Yeah. It’s good to have a friend.”
I love this post. And I just adore Violet. She’s awesome.
Miss Violet just amazes and delights me! I can’t wait for Graham’s words of wisdom and awareness!
Yes, that is the best jumping photo EVER!
Oh my gosh…Violet is hoo-larious!!!
These are fantastic! I’m kicking myself for not tracking all the things the girls have said. I guess it’s never too late to start!
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