the things she says: age six

Twitter year in review for @thenVioletsaid:

  • Soy Dora! Y mi cabeza es un football.
  • I wish Graham was my twin so he could go to kindergarten with me.
  • That sign says “Men’s Club”. Is that a club just for boys? Graham! Do you want to join it? (He said yes.) #thedangersofreading
  • In “Rockin Around the Christmas Tree”, what does “Santa-mental feeling” mean?
  • I’m painting the opposite of our grass: green!
  • I need to drink water to play outside, but Graham doesn’t need any. I’m keeping him cool by covering him with paper mache.
  • Graham is very sick. He has “blanketcarientitous”. He just keeps throwing up blankets.
  • [re: laundry] How do you fold those boob things that go under your shirt?
  • Mom. This is *art*. You can’t stop art. #notbedtime
  • I’ve decided to name my kid “Caution” when I grow up.
  • Problem solved, Graham. Sisters always make everything right.
  • Dash says I’m the only girl on the playground he’s scared of.
  • We learn new things every day. Then comes the hard part: remembering them.
  • You don’t look like your parents. You’re specialized.
  • Mommy, I didn’t want you to ruin dinner but… it’s nice to go to Jack-in-the-Box.
  • I’m *already* the princess who saved herself.
  • (Gathering markers and paper, sitting down with a sigh) “I hate this part of the day. It’s time for Paper Realistics.”
  • I don’t think the chickens have a very big vocabulary.
  • If I was a mermaid I wouldn’t HAVE to wash my hair.
  • Is magic real? Or are scientists still trying to discover that?
  • How did people first make names for things?
  • Graham, if we get married, our babies will be MESSED UP.
  • I’m ready. More ready than a hotcake in a silver booth.
  • This isn’t water, Graham, it’s a clear milkshake.
  • Kindergarten was GREAT! I love it. My teacher is nice. There are TWO Time Out chairs….
  • I wanna get married to someone in a beautiful dress…. AND who’s a boy.
  • I wasn’t sleeping, I was just listening to the story in my head.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was running away from a ZEBRA!
  • My shoe weighs 100 telegrams!
  • Everyone who smokes is going to kill themselves… then the earth! We’re just going to be floating in outer space!!
  • Savoring is NOT my thing.
  • If someone dies, is Santa sad?
  • Graham, you are your daddy’s boy.
  • Hot glue gun saves the day!
  • Mom! Mom! This crayon has my NAME ON IT!!
  • “Mom, Graham said “I like honey and burp”… You HAVE to tweet that.”

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