Scene: Driving home.
VIOLET: Mom, when is dinner?
ME: Dinner was two hours ago and you didn’t eat it. That’s it.
V: But Mom! I’m hungry! I want dinner!
M: I guess you missed your chance to eat dinner. I’m not making you another one.
V (furiously): If you don’t make me something to eat, I’m going to EAT YOU!!
GRAHAM (panicked): No!!! Don’t eat Mommy!
V (still furious): Graham, if you don’t let me eat Mommy, I’m going to EAT YOU TOO!
G (still panicked): Nooo! Don’t eat me!
V (soothing): Graham, I won’t eat you if you let me eat Mommy. Okay?