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5:30 a.m.

5:30 a.m.

That is what time they woke up the morning after their first double-twin bed slumber party adventure.  Here is the wreckage: Father’s Day.  Awesome.  Not surprisingly, Graham had no trouble taking his first ever nap alone in his big-boy bed. 2nd night: Asleep by 9pm instead of 10.  Graham woke up screaming at 2:30am  This […]

it was bound to happen sooner or later

it was bound to happen sooner or later

Violet gave herself a haircut.  In fact, I’m surprised it hasn’t happened sooner, actually. Snipping the hair off all her toys is just about the only activity that will keep her occupied for longer than 10 minutes.  So I’m all for it.  I walked out onto the porch last Sunday where she had been trimming […]

Feral Boy

Feral Boy

Associated Press Release Scientists around the world are baffled by the seemingly overnight transformation of a sweet, happy, angelic, amiable toddler to a demanding, grouchy, hysterical, selfish volcano of ear-piercing screams.  This occurred shortly after his second birthday. Authorities warn anyone coming into contact with this volatile creature to exercise extreme caution.   The causes […]