You know the plan we had where our kids would play together and entertain each other? Failure. They hate each other right now. HATE. I can’t leave them alone because someone cries the second I step out of the room. Graham is so terrified of Violet she can’t even hug him anymore (if she wanted to). Violet is so annoyed with Graham he can’t even look at her without getting attacked. And the child who dares sit on my lap gets pummeled by the other one.
All of you who told me this would be fun, I’m coming for you. I’m going to track you down and force you to babysit.